maybe if this thread title is clever enough someone will finally love me

hi. i like self-deprecating humor.
-i also like gore, dolls, ncis, just shoot me!, stargate, cigarettes, alcohol, sociopaths, introverts, girls, video games, and being a massive bitch to people who are dumb. i mainly reserve that last one for tumblr and twitter, though. no mods there.
-music is my greatest passion. according to conventional etiquette, it's considered improper to bring up religion or politics in conversation. do yourself a favor and add 'music' to that list when i'm involved.
-i hate "hardcore gamer" culture, the so-called "social justice" movement, liberals, conservatives, feminists, anti-feminists, religious people, atheists, the lgbt community, anti-lgbt groups, people who think they're experts on countries they've never been to, people who know sweet f.a. about their own country, internet tough guys, idiot teenagers, idiot adults, senior citizens, children, and the living.
-basically, if you draw breath, i hate you by default. it's not hard to convince me not to, though.
-i am a doll.
-worship me now and avoid the rush.
xoxo

 

i'm actually quite boring once you get to know me.

i'm hoping to. :3