Okay, so I lied. I ended up currently reading this: Specifically the "Press Start to Continue: The Maturing of Mario" later revision, but I prefer this cover. Like, it's a book about Nintendo but there's a Sega Dreamcast swirl on it. And a jack-o-lantern TV. And a cat for some reason. A car with teeth that's exploding just because. Someone recommended I read it ages ago because they did, and I'm only just get around to it now.